Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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