He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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