she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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