No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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