I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
BRING THE BAGELS
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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