Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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