My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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