I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize