How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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