no, he came in my armpit
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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