Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
