Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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