super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
