I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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