My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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