i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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