what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I could fuck to npr.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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