Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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