if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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