I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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