I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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