its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
