i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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