belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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