No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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