i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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