What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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