I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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