Pappa wants mamma naked
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my sisters under your porch take her home
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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