I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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