can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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