the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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