You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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