@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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