Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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