You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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