I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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