i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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