too bad you live with your parents still
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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