i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week