If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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