i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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