I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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