Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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