Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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