ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've blown a few things in my day
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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