i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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