just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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