we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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