yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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