Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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