I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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