my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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