I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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