Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
