Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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