I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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