he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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