Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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